He is such a slut. More and more my type.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
you made out with another girl for some wings
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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