I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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