Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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