i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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