I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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