Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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