He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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