ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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