i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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