Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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