and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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