the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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