what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bring money and cleavage
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
they're like a gay fantastic four
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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