Just cropdusted the office
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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