hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
one might say we're banned from that church
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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