do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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