To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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