Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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