how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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