? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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