I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
babies were throwing up all over the place
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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