The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Damn victory sex feels great
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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