perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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