You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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