I don't think brook has ever known best
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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