Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
