I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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