I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This house was built for laser tag.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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