so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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