Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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