her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
