we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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