this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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