I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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