Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Randomize
