My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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