I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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