Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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