why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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