So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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