There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Do I have a choice?
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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