Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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