The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Your tits are I can't wait for
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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