Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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