Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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