seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I want a musical about memes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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