Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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