Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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