she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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