Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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