Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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