She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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