I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
the room spins SO much faster in panama
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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