what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
