Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
